Never Gonna Dance Lyrics

Eighth grade dance drinking punch right in the gym

When the lights started going down low

The song was slowing down there was no one else around

Except the girl that I'd really like to know

And her name is Beth and I'm really scared to death

Cause I don't think I can take it anymore

I have to tell her now before I look like a clown

And as we're walking right out on the floor

I said the way you dance you put me in a trance

But you're never gonna dance with me

I got two left feet and I'm never on the beat

So you're never gonna dance with me

Senior prom didn't have much going on

And I'm standing by the dance floor like I'm cool

But I wish I had my hoodie when the Boot Scootin' Boogie

Comes on and now I'm feeling like a fool

Cause now I'm stuck in the middle and I'm stumbling to the fiddle

And I can't seem to find my way out

My girlfriend comes to me and tell her I would like to leave

She asks why and then I really have to shout

I said the way you dance you put me in a trance

But you're never gonna dance with me

I got two left feet and I'm never on the beat

So you're never gonna dance with me

I said the way you dance you put me in a trance

But you're never gonna dance with me

I got two left feet and I'm never on the beat

So you're never gonna dance with me

You'll never dance with me

Dance with me

Dance with me

Dance with me

Cousin's wedding I knew where this was heading

I've been down this road a dozen times before

The band is kicking in and I know I'll never win

I just need to go and make it out the door

But somehow I survive when they play Stayin' Alive

Just hiding in the corner with my wife

She wants to go and dance so I shoot an ugly glance

And I tell her what I told her my whole life

I said the way you dance you put me in a trance

But you're never gonna dance with me

I got two left feet and I'm never on the beat

So you're never gonna dance with me

I said the way you dance you put me in a trance

But you're never gonna dance with me

I got two left feet and I'm never on the beat

So you're never gonna dance with me

I can waltz

Can't tango

And I can't cha cha real slow

So you're never gonna dance with me

I can samba

I can't salsa

I'll never cut a rug

So you're never gonna dance with me

You're never gonna dance with me