Occult ft. Million Sunday & TV-MA Lyrics

I got two human sacrifices in the whip

Right

I keep tellin em, you don't need to strip

Right

Keep your windows rolled up and your seatbelts on you

On you

Cuz we can't have you dying till you got spells upon you

Yeah I found this book in a broke-ass graveyard

And the parts that I can make out, oh they go hard

Oh shit

All I had to do was wrench it out some dead hands

Woo

I'm not a necromancer yet but hey I got plans

If you want the power gotta pay the debt

Do you really wanna walk along the razor's edge

I will haunt you every second till you're laid to rest

Turn around right now and you can save your neck

If you want the power gotta pay the debt

There are a million other games you coulda played instead

Forget you ever found this, is your safest bet

Yeah, fuck that, just tell me how to raise the dead

Fine

And you get what you get, you get what you get

And you get what you get, you get what you get

And you get what you get, you get what you get

And you get what you get, you get what you get

Ah ha ha ha

Ah ha ha ha

I'm gonna be invincible

All you motherfuckers who made fun of me at the rec center

For flinching when the little ball went in my Ramune soda

I'll see you next time

Ah ha ha ha

Yeah I'm gonna be the best fuckin uh

Magic person that you ever heard of

King of this shit, just gotta read the book

One month later

No audiobook, no podcast, no explainer video, there's nothing for this thing

I'm not a big reader, you know, I get lost

It's like they don't want people to learn black magic

Haven't y'all ever heard of accessibility, there's different types of learners, you know

I don't wanna be broke anymore

No

I don't wanna eat ramen

Uh-uh

I wanna get an army of zombies

Tell em all to rob and then we keep robbin

Yup

I wanna be the most irresponsible necromancer in the Midwest

That's me

All I need to do is just figure out where to put the runes on my chest

I'll admit this ain't my best moment

Doin a spell and I just guessed on it

Woo

I'll break the summoning circle

Cuz I get my nervous sweat on it

Got mad demons I prank called

They satanically star 69'd me

Oh no

Goin to church so they can't find me

Oh no

Leavin no donuts for y'all behind me

Oh no

I'm in over my head but it's still attached

gotta find a helper with the wits and the will to cast

Got one craigslist search result for witch and yo we called em up

Just wanna talk, I'm smooth as fuck, can't be the one who brought it up

Like sprinkle it naturally into the conversation

Yeah

Uhh you noticed anything different around town related to your vocation

Hello, you rang

Oh this one is a mess

Sees the game in his head, not coming from his chest

Your lack'a strong will, weak intention heart

Make the heartbeat start unwelcome not up to par

The mortal, immortal, damned & the chosen

All agree on the ones we'd rather have frozen

Your expectation to bring back the strong quick n wit

Is about to get rocked so hard gonna wish you quit

Offer up bullshit, get bullshit in return

As every worst person known rises from they urns

Solicitors & tax collectors populate the earth

Cannot walk 10 feet without getting asked if you're insured

Delusions that a zombie crew can do all your biddin

While energy vampires surround where you're sittin

Hold up, that's not all, glad you called now

Learn about the free gifts you've earned yoself

Wealthy people with memes, telemarketers in your dreams

What you've done is your undoing, reality ripped apart at the seams

Nazis with bad breath, no personal space, the rotten spoiled

The individuals back enough for Satan herself to recoil

You wanna hustle? Get hustled in hustle hell

The hell you get to create, a charm from necromancy's spell

Witches work they magic, keep the inconsiderate at bay

Now the demons in your nightmares are gonna find out where you lay

You fuck with the underworld, try to turn it into profit

We'll hunt you down and make you wish that you were in a coffin

The word witch hunt was created for punks like you

Now even mortals & they mommas wanna turn you into stew

Life & death lose meaning when you got beef in every realm

Dead, alive, eternal, forever keep you overwhelmed

Thanks for calling, buh-bye

Wait no, don't hang up, please

Oh shit, oh shit this was a bad idea

I told you

Will you shut up, book, I don't need this right now

I'll fuckin' use a red popsicle as a bookmark, I swear

Ha ha ha ha ha

Oh, I gotta get on a church bus

I gotta get on a religious bus going north

Oh, I needa purify myself in Lake Minnetonka

I got about five dollars

Fuck