Cy Young Lyrics

He's the man with the plan

Standing tall with a 6'8" stance

Strongest handshake in the land

Make sure to follow his demands everytime he chants

Walk your feelings out the door

No time for thinking anymore (not in this economy)

The breakfast programs ain't no game

Don't talk back or risk fueling the flame, what's your name?

Cy Young

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He's the man with the plan, got a pink slip in his hand

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He's commanding his reign all while defending his name

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Everybody now and then could use a little bit of

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Every now and then he likes to spend a little money on himself

(you know, get a new watch or a can of beer, nothing wrong with that)

No time for small talk on your break

It's only thirty minutes give or take

His booming voice commands the intern

Eye contact strong enough to burn (right through your head)

He wears a striking grey suit

With a little bit of color in the tie

Don't think he won't smell fear on you

I'm not afraid to die! I look death in the eye!

(I'm the chairman of life itself! Ha ha ha ha!)

Cy Young

Cy Yo-o-o-ung

He's the man with the plan, got a pink slip in his hand

Cy Young

Cy Yo-o-o-ung

He's commanding his reign all while defending his name

Cy Young

Cy Yo-o-o-ung

Everybody now and then could use a little bit of

Cy Young

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Every now and then he likes to spend some money on

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He's the CEO of the whole damn show

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Working nine to five just to remain alive

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With his slicked back hair, he'll kill you with a stare

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Don't know how he came to be (leave the rest up to me! Ha ha ha ha ha!)