Promise of the 80s Lyrics

I got a feelin' that technology

Doesn't wanna get along with me

It's just a feelin', It's just a feelin' that I have

Maybe it's the singularity

All my devices rising up against me

It's left me reelin', it's left me reelin' real bad

Oh I swear they can sense the urgency

Just got laid off, need a job, but my phone died on me

My laptop's always rebooting

Where's the promise of the 80s?

This tech is driving me crazy

It's always flaking out

Where's the robot to serve me drinks?

Computers doing me things?

'Stead of the other way 'round?

Another software update

My iPhone's running outta space

I need to spoof my MAC address

Network's starting to run slow

Trust this site? Well I don't know

This website doesn't work with VPN

Where's the promise of the 80s?

This tech is driving me crazy

It's always flaking out

Where's the robot to serve me drinks?

Computers doing me things?

'Stead of the other way 'round?

Where's the promise of the 80s?

(This tech is driving me crazy)

Technology was supposed to be

(It's always flaking out)

Something to make life easy for me

Where's the promise of the 80s?

(This tech is driving me crazy)

Instead I'm always, constantly,

Spendin' my time updating