Uncle Snoop Lyrics

Now, last time you were here, you proclaimed rather proudly that you had kicked pot, marijuana

You had stopped completely

How's that going for you

It kicked me back

Yeah, I'm smokin' so much gas, feel like Uncle Snoop

Way I'm in Miami, yeah I'm feelin' like I'm Uncle Luke

Yeah, I know I'm number one, but I feel like number two

I'm the shit hoe

Way I pop my shit, I feel like Crisco

2000s, baby, do my dance just like it's disco

I've been rappin' for a minute, made $300 off a Distro

Bet, just give me couple years and I'ma double and then triple

I bring the bounce, why y'all always double dribble

My bitch a dime, I don't know nothin' bout them nickels

I be high like all the time, goin' up just like a missile

Florida boy I'm bound to shine, I just smile and it glistens

Florida jit, I don't want diamonds, unless them shit's is pissin'

Yeah, unless them shit's is yellow

Feel like Boogie in my hoodie, but I'm ballin' like I'm Melo

When I hit, she hittin' back, that shit lookin' like some Jello

Hop up on the beat and open up like a cigarillo

Yeah, I wrap the leaf, then I get relief when shit be stressin' me

Yeah, I'm 22, and ballin' like I'm Rose, I need a MVP

Yeah, I'm from the East, but smokin' weed like I'm front of West

Yeah, they used to tell me no, now they say Ye, like I'm Kanye West

Yeah, it don't matter where I go, I still wear my Sunday best

Yeah, I know that they targeted me, I should just go get a vest

Yeah, I used to be on Honor Roll, but I don't fuck with college, jit

I used to have them hoop dreams, but I ain't get no scholarship

Ironic, she don't suck dick, but yeah, she got a lot of lip

Ironic how you talk shit, but you ain't really doin' shit

Talkin' like he want his block spin't, you know I caught my hoolas in

Yeah, I feel like Baby Keem, I be ridin' with some hooligans

Yeah, jit, I'm from the East, but what I'm smokin' from of West Coast

Raw paper, Swisher Sweet, it don't matter, that shit presh though

Yeah, I'm Mr. Take Your B, but I don't want her, she not special

Yeah, they call me JIT, flowin' on it like a sailboat

Yeah, told her drop it like it's hot

I don't even want to top bitch, I'm tryna hit the top

Yeah, they know that I'm the topic, lil' bitch, I'm always hot

I just hop up on this bitch and give it everything I got

Yeah, you only get one shot, yeah, I feel like Shady

Beat that shit like Mike Jack, but that is not my baby

Yeah, smooth ass jit, slidin' like some gravy

On some West Coast shit, smokin' like the 80s

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm feelin' like I'm Wiz

No Khalifa, smokin' reefer, yeah, you better keep it lit

Like, how the fuck am I gon' miss if I be only makin' hits

Boy, you ain't matchin' up with this, cause you be only smokin' mids

I don't smoke no boof, I be in the booth gettin' hazy

This for medical use, but I be smokin' every day, bitch

Yeah, I'm JTL Jaido, but my bitch call me, goated

Yeah, I'm from the East, smoking on some West, yeah, I'm coastin

Yeah, I'm floatin

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Smoke weed every day

I had no idea my gold jewelry was worth so much money