No Fat Lady Sign On The Door Lyrics

No fat lady sign on the door

They really want to get in but there's no room on the floor

If they get in then the floor might crack

And I don't want to call my insurance company back

There's a really nice floor inside of this place

And I don't need you messing it up with your hooves and waste

There's plenty people here and we don't got the space for two extra of you inside of your waist

There's a no retard sign on the door

They don't know how to act so they can't come in the store

Why even bother you can't even afford what I got

And if you could I wouldn't want it at your hoard

There's a no dog sign posted on the door

And you looking at me like your gonna bark for sure

Who let you off your leash you dumb bitch

You look like your eating way too much shit

No fat lady sign on the door (d'oh oh)

On the door (d'oh oh)

On the door (d'oh oh)

On the door (d'oh ho)

On the door (d'oh ho)

On the door (d'oh ho)

On the door (d'oh ho)

On the door (d'oh ho)

On the door there's an extra sign

That says turn right around if you're not in line

There's no line outside

But if you don't know what that means then you defiantly got to go

I worked really hard to make this place nice

And you look like the type who can't taste a slice

You know the type

All the do is make trash

And if they gave you a hug

They would give you a rash

Don't come near me bitch

Don't even ask

Cause you smell like you've been drinking out of an ass

I don't know what you've been eating to get that fat

But if you were food

I defiantly couldn't call it fast

Every time you show up there is buzzards on the fence line

Waiting fo a heart attack so they can have a lunch time

If it happens I'm a watch em pick your face clean

No need for a movie because this one is amazing