Camelot Lyrics

I went to Camelot

I coach load of children from Preston.

Cheap cut beefburgers

Wooden framed rollercoasters about to close down

A bald-headed bloke in a Liverpool top, pushing a buggy –

“see yer mate” – yeah see yer mate.

Candy floss trodden on the floor in a puddle of mud.

The wet drizzle covers my waterproof jacket.

I went to Camelot

Kids on the dodgems, causing each other bust lips

Ducks on the lake, feeding off the scraps of hotdogs

Two for a fiver

Cheap lager

I’m frightened, in Camelot.

All the young mums with Ugg Boots, shout at their toddlers with giant foreheads

Cigarette smoke fills the queues to the Big Wheel.

90s dance hits

Neon lights

Its Camelot.

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