Jake and Chloe Lyrics

Five missed calls from my boy Jake

I hit him right back and I asked him "what's so important?"

He said, "Harry, I can't hold it any longer

Since I met her at your office been crushing on Chloe Forson

Her birthday is approaching

I mean you know her better, I could use some coaching"

I told him, "I wouldn't get my hopes in

She's had her guard up ever since her heart was broken

But it's worth the shot

How would we know if it would work or not?"

Next thing I know, he's in a treasure shop

And on her birthday, he showed up to my office in the morning and he met her on the parking lot

He told her,

"You've been hurt before apparently

But I'm tryna show you how your man should be"

He opened up a box and then he let her see

It was a necklace with the letter "C"

She said "that must stand for Chloe"

He said "That is true

But it also stands for cute cos that is you

It also stands for cruise, that's what we do

But most of all girl, it stands for choose"

She said "choose what?"

He said "figure that out"

Chloe started to blush now

She said "I see you' really tryna make me pass out

But I don't mean to throw stones in your glass house"

Then Forson started forcing four sins on him

One "If you're pregnant with love, get an abortion"

Two "I see you drank the love potion

Poison! I don't want my portion"

Three "If you wanna keep it cordial, I'm all in

Anything besides that, caution!"

Four "I was a witness to my homegirl mourning all morning after falling for him

That's why I keep this whole scam foreign

I refuse to be the next poor thing

I ain stupid, I see what men are causing"

To which he replied "I agree it's appalling

But what's life without the down times?

Boring!

Look, I gotta go

I'm running late for work

I'm sorry you got hurt but

I'm nothing like your ex

You should hit me up on X

Looking forward to your text

I just hope you like your gift

I was hoping you'd be impressed

Happy Birthday"

With that he sparked his Audi

Winked at the shawty

And he was outtie

What if I told you Jake was really Harry