i hate my dream job Lyrics

Oh I can't wait to settle into my dead end job

Where everybody's happy and the coffee is hot

I must've missed that powerpoint or email I lost

Cuz everybody seems to get something I have not

Meet me at the water cooler give me the scoop

How is it all you folks live your lives like you do

Oh no no i'm not trying to be rude be a prude or intrude

It's just that I would much prefer a lake to a pool

One day i'll clock out

Secretary says "see you tomorrow"

Stand still traffic, rush hour

Home to this uptown penthouse alone

One day i'll clock out

Secretary says "see you tomorrow"

Stand still traffic, rush hour

Home to this uptown penthouse alone

I'll get home and drink maybe a brewski or two

Lay back in my la-z-boy

Spark a legal doob

The ants are bustlin' down there, I admire the view

From my floor to ceiling window to a city that doesn't move

One day i'll clock out

Secretary says "see you tomorrow"

Stand still traffic, rush hour

Home to this uptown penthouse alone

One day i'll clock out

Secretary says "see you tomorrow"

Stand still traffic, rush hour

Home to this uptown penthouse alone

I wake up in the morning with my head on the floor

I guess I didn't drink enough, next time i'll try more

I button up, and tie my tie then head for the door

Maybe this coming Friday i'll try quitting once more

One day i'll clock out

Secretary says "see you tomorrow"

Stand still traffic, rush hour

Home to this uptown penthouse alone

One day i'll clock out

Secretary says "see you tomorrow"

Stand still traffic, rush hour

Home to this uptown penthouse alone