A Kari Lake Girl Lyrics

Carbon breast cup

Laced to her sleeve

It's perforated

So it can breathe

Deflects attackers

Protects her heart

You see my girl she is

Prepared and smart

No she can't fly

But gets around

Her voice is soothing

It calms me down

So reassuring

To hear her say

There's more of us than of

Them everyday

My girlfriend's like a

Kari Lake

She's not a Woke but she's

Sure awake

Don't have kids thought it

Best to wait

Till school boards finally

Get it straight

O-o-oh sweet darling

You mean so

Much to me

All we want is to

Breathe some air

And live our life simply

Free and fair

In God we trust

Vengeance is His

They think the wall is

Someplace to whiz

To change the smudges

Grant brave judges

Justice is blind but my

Girl is aligned

Artificial

votes cannot count

No rigged elections

To change amounts

Feigned patriotism

To win the day

Can't win the hearts of the

People that way

My girlfriend's like a

Kari Lake

She's not a Woke but she's

Sure awake

Don't have kids thought it

Best to wait

Till school boards finally

Get it straight

O-o-oh sweet darling

You mean so

Much to me

All we want is to

Breathe some air

And live our life simply

Free and fair

Every guy needs a Kari Lake girl

Give it some thought and then give it a whirl

I'll tell you this it will rock your world

They like to dance and they all love to twirl

My girlfriend's name is

Erica

They're good for you

And for America

Ain't a home without

Woman's touch

Besides all that

They can do so much

O-o-oh sweet darling

You mean so

Much to me

All we want is to

Breathe some air

And live our life simply

Free and fair

Every guy needs a Kari Lake girl

Give it some thought and then give it a whirl

I'll tell you this it will rock your world

They like to dance and they all love to twirl

Every guy needs a Kari Lake girl

Give it some thought and then give it a whirl

I'll tell you this it will rock your world

They like to dance and they all love to twirl