Take One Lyrics

Sun's half up, another shitty day. Nothing's doing, anyway

No sense getting dressed. Even the cat's depressed

Check the news. I got to laugh. Some jerkoff hacked all the gas

I guess I'll take a walk several times around the block

And think about our lives 'til sweet death's kiss arrives

Flood waters rise and this clown show dies

Take one! The world is cursed

Take two! It's even worse

I'm feeling the crunch

God's out to lunch

Take one! Nothing to say

Take two! Wash it away

This mission has failed

The captain has bailed

Bank called. My account was robbed by some Floridian slob

He shalt not be caught. Don't give it a second thought

Check the headlines at the store. Papers gearing up for war

The people who cheer were anti-war, last year

And I say damn. What a mess, watching humans regress

To the point of a gnat. Neurons drowning in fat

Take one! The world is cursed

Take two! It's even worse

Ignoring the call

The flipper missed the ball

Take one! Nothing to say

Take two! Wash it away

It's clogging the drain

It's enough to drive a man insane

Take one! The world is cursed

Take two! It's even worse

Panties in a bunch

God's out to lunch

Take one! Nothing to say

Take two! Wash it away

Please rain forty days

Or set this shit ablaze

Take one! The world is toast

Take two! Give up the ghost

Take one! Seize the day

Take two! Draw the shades

Take one! Open your eyes

Take two! Wave goodbye