All The Pretty Ladies Lyrics

All the pretty ladies do a little shake now

All the big ladies stay off of the dance floor

I don't really want to have to fucking see that

Why don't you just go take your big ass back home

All the pretty ladies do your little thing now

All the big ladies how'd you get that big wow

You looking like you stole your style from a cow

Sloppy and slow attracting all the fowl

All the pretty ladies show em how to get down

All the big ladies go fill up the background

Or better yet just go fill up at the snack bar

Cause your gas tank looks like it holds more than my car

All the pretty ladies get up on the dance floor

All the big ladies there's a pasture out the back door

Come back at two a.m. when there all drunk

And they don't give a fuck about what they buck

You see the big lady over there in that chair

She about to break them legs out from under there

When she falls and hits the floor

Don't stare she ant wearing no underwear

All the pretty ladies get out on the dance floor

All the big ladies need to get to the sports store

But just don't choose a sport like football

Just because you're built like a blocker

That's a bad call

All the pretty ladies get out on the dance floor

All the big ladies you need to dance more

Shake it shake it shake it till the flaps fall off

Now that's what I call dancing your ass off

All the pretty ladies get out on the dance floor

Making a the little boys fall like an acorn

Making moves that can make a man reborn

Got every man in the whole place tooting his horn

All the pretty ladies get out on the dance floor

All the big ladies eat less and dance more

If you wanna be a pretty lady that's the cash drawer

And I'm not talking to the fellow's who are unsure

See that odd lady standing over there

She ain't really a lady so be aware

Don't take her home I wouldn't even dare

You're better off with the lady that broke the chair