When You're Fat Lyrics

It must be really hard to shit when you're fat

I don't really think that I would like all of that

That's why I eat healthy everyday

And exercise so I don't get that way

It must be really hard to think when you're drunk

Living your life always smelling like a skunk

I use to drink a lot just like you

So believe me when I say fuck you

It must be a struggle to run when you're fat

What if you were getting chased by someone's cat

Or even worse what if it was a dog

He just thought that you were a hog

Why would you go get drunk when you're fat

That would just make you worse to look at

Got your whole world spinning round

Stumbling all throughout the town

It must be really hard to shit when you're fat

And I don't really like looking at that

So I made this song right here to make you move

Time to shake off all those extra boobs

It must be very hard to think when you're drunk

There's only one way to get rid of that funk

It's time to stop all of those things today

Some sunshine should not hurt you in that way

It must be a struggle to run when you're fat

What if you were getting chased by someone's cat

Or even worse what if it was a dog

And his first name was snoop woh oh my god

Then you would really have to run

Milk shaking those big hamburger buns

Some people say it's tons of fun

But I would rather buy a gun