THYROIDECTOMY Lyrics

Who the fuck is next to me

Who the fuck is next to me

Who the fuck is next to me

In this, in this thyroidectomy

Time out, we have a 40 year old male

With a past medical history of papillary thyroid cancer

Presents today for a total thyroidectomy

Are we ready

Who the fuck is next to me

Bro, can I scrub my fingers respectfully

Size 8 gloves with chlorhexidine

And yesterday we did an appendectomy

My destiny, in the flesh I see

Not bad for a brother on the spectrum, see

Collectively, they got the best of me

How could I let these fake people get to me

Damn, yo, who the fuck is next to me

Yo, who the fuck is next to me

Somebody tell me who's next to me

In this, in this thyroidectomy

Who the fuck is next to me

Who the fuck is next to me

Somebody tell me who's next to me

In this, in this thyroidectomy

My attending said, how dare you offend me

How dare you stand up in this suite and just not comprehend me

How dare you walk up in here with that MCM and Fendi

So now I'm trembling with fear and its so evidently

I'm crying in the bathroom stall with nobody to get me

They kicked me out of school because they said I couldn't venti-

Late

And that I'm far from the fate

Of any student who wants to be a PA

Okay, okay, okay

But just because I didn't graduate

Okay, it's sad to say

I wrote these feelings in my diary

Feel like Anne Hathaway

I'm tearing up in here

Someone please go get me some Pataday

Woo, Woo,Woo, Woo

I'll never be a surgeon

Guess I'll just get rich the harder way

Ball when I'm in New York or Dallas

Feel like Tim Hardaway

Galaxy, galaxy foams

Feel like Tim Hardaway

Galaxy, galaxy flow

I'm just so far away

According to Mayoclinic.com

A thyroidectomy is a surgical removal of all or part of your thyroid gland

The butterfly-shaped organ in your neck

A thyroidectomy is a surgical treatment for thyroid cancer

And other thyroid conditions

Let's get back to the music

Who the fuck is next to me

Who the fuck is next to me

Somebody tell me who's next to me

In this, in this thyroidectomy

Look at the clock, see the minutes in here

Four more hours in this hell right here

Look at the clock, see the minutes in here

Four more hours in this hell right here

Look at the clock, see the minutes in here

Four more hours in this hell right here

Right here