The Good Girl's Guide To Piano Lyrics

I know you're excited, but don't play

Plead the fifth about your friend, they might tell her someday

I know you've been waiting

But don't play

Tell grandma about your sex

She doesn't think that you're gay

I know you're prolific, but don't play

Surely you're skilled in some other way

Skilled at confounding

Skilled at confusing

Skilled at astounding

Skilled at bemusing

Skilled at hiding

That's what you must be

Please hide that talent

Don't you dare play for me

And you shouldn't say tranny

That's so obscene

Downright disrespectful

Don't do this to me

And you shouldn't say faggot

Don't dream of dyke

Because you're not really a girl

And you don't know what you like

Well, how do you know?

And don't mention porn

It isn't important

I'm trying to learn

I know you've been practicing

But please don't play

It's getting late now

I'd best send you on your way

I know you were excited

But don't make a sound

Isn't your music a bit more underground?

You don't want a song with a beautiful chorus

You're making harsh noise and trying to hurt us

We've got no choice but to call the police

And seal our doors with a golden fleece

Far from us is where you will stay

Now that you're gone

I'd sure like you to play