Crazy Fast Life Lyrics

Crazy Fast Life

When I was five glad to be alive, I rode my little bike all day

Now if I drive far in my old car, no GPS I've lost my way

When I was six played pick up sticks, Candyland Monopoly

Now I'm on my phone I'm all alone, it's got lots of ads for me

Not rich or poor, but I want more

My back is sore, my life's a bore,

But what's in store for the the final score?

Crazy fast life! Crazy fast life!

When I was seven thought I'd gone to heaven, when a new candy came around

Now I'm grown up, sweets are given up, can't seem to lose a single pound.

When I was eight, in the dairy state, 2000 was a long way far,

60 years after, in a round of laughter, we wonder where the flying cars are.

The years fly by, I'm the older guy,

Had to wear a tie, to get a piece of the pie

Don't ask me why, but I don't get high

Crazy fast life! Crazy fast life! Crazy fast life!

When I was nine I was feeling fine, and I'd watch cartoons all day,

Now I sit too long, I feel all wrong, my joints got something to say.

When I was ten, every now and then, I'd play a game of ball.

Now if I try, the kids ask why, I can't throw a ball at all.

Waistline grows, new music blows,

No fashion clothes, all highs and lows,

Stub my toes, got financial woes,

Comes and goes how little I know

Crazy fast life! Crazy fast life! Crazy fast life!

Now I've been told, I'm getting old

I'm not as bold, my hands are cold

The good old days, have gone away,

What can I say, got bills to pay

I'm all alone, I lost my phone

No muscle tone, old geezer zone

Crazy fast life! Crazy fast life! Crazy fast life!

Crazy fast life! Crazy fast life! Crazy fast life!

Crazy fast life! Crazy fast life! Crazy fast life!

Crazy fast life! Crazy fast life! Crazy fast life!