When Your Life Is In The Shitter Lyrics

When your life is in the shitter

Everything looks a turd

It stinks and it's disgusting

Your revulsion is deserved

But you've gotta take up your tissue

Stand up and wipe your eyes

And flush this lousy shitter we call life

Well maybe you don't think

That I know how you feel

But believe me, son, my life

Has not been the runs of the mill

It's been nutty, shitty, full of crap

Everyone just dumps on me

I've been upper-decked and given the deuce

The Chocolate Submarine

'Cus when your life is in the shitter

Everything looks a turd

And you can't just sit around

When so much of it's been stirred

But you've gotta take up your tissue

Stand up and wipe your eyes

And flush this lousy shitter we call life

Sometimes negative feelings can build up inside you

And you have to just push them out

That's right. Just take them and push them out

At least once a day

And maybe a second time after a big meal

Because if you don't it can get hard

And you'll swell up

And it can become impossible to push any of it out

But you have to do it. Push really hard

And there'll be pain and maybe blood

But you've gotta do it

So you can feel clean inside

When your life is in the shitter

Everything looks a turd

You pushed hard for number 2

But you still came out in third

But you've gotta take up your tissue

Stand up and wipe your eyes

And flush this lousy shitter we call life

When your life is in the shitter

Everything looks a turd

And you try to go unnoticed

But your struggles will still be heard

But you've gotta take up your tissue

Stand up and wipe your eyes

And flush this lousy shitter we call life

And flush this lousy shitter we call life

FLUSH THIS SHIT CALLED LIFE