Shitstains Lyrics

When the flu hits, your shivering to your core

Illness fills your every thought

Suddenly, you feel a quake

And then you feel your insides do begin to shake

You know you have to sprint your way to the bathroom door

Why'd you have to shit yourself

Now someone else will have to clean that up

You didn't have to shit yourself

Now someone's else'll have to deal with your fuck-up

The days pass, you've eaten nothing at all

And so you're hoping no thing's left in there to fall

Hours pass, maybe you've been proven right

The solution must've been here waiting the whole time

But on that night when you're asleep, you jolt awake, your stomach turning violently

Scrambling to find your keys and unlock the door

Why'd you have to shit yourself

Now someone else will have to clean that up

You didn't have to shit yourself

Now someone's else'll have to deal with your fuck-up

Why'd you have to shit yourself

Now someone else will have to clean that up

You didn't have to shit yourself

Now someone's else'll have to deal with your fuck-up