Don't Say I Didn't Warn You Lyrics

Oh, Bryce! Why are you so nervous?

Oh, you know why I'm nervous.

You don't have to be.

There's none so blind as those who can see!

See what? You're always nervous.

O.K. Then call it terrified or petrified or

How 'bout I say I'm uneasy? But it's only because I haven't seen him for eternity!

Tell me, how many nights is eternity?

Forget the nights, it's been months and months!

Months and months?

Yes! God, I miss him!

Charlotte, don't say I didn't warn you.

No, not I!

I fell the winds of change blowing. Charlotte, you can see the dark clouds overhead.

No, I don't!

Don't say I didn't warn you, Charlotte!

Oh, Bryce! What if Hunter's changed?

Of course, he's changed.

I mean really changed.

What do you mean? Changed what? His mind? His sexual preference?

Charlotte, you know I'm quite protective.

Did you mean to say possessive?

No, but that works, too.

Oh, my God! Now I'm nervous!

Charlotte, did you do what you swore to do?

No. Because I never want to sound too, too pushy!

Charlotte, you can't deny what's inside of you.

You mean love.

Love, embrace your pushiness.

You could call him in the car. He's on his way from the airport right now.

No, he's probably stressed out from traveling.

And I'd get a bad connection in the tunnel and he couldn't hear me and

Then you'll ask him when he walks in the door?

I think it's best if he brings it up.

Guys don't bring up stuff like that. Big stuff.

It's not that big.

Charlotte! I'm all about the feels here and what's real here, is this feels big.

It's really not that big! True love conquers all!

All what?

We'll make it work like we always do.

Gosh, look at you. Brava, brava, fantastic!

What?

You're drowning… in denial!

Charlotte, you asked him to move in with you!

And he said we'd talk when he got home.

Fine, but first up. I hope you plan to get your freak freak on.

Oh, come on. All you ever think about is sex.

And so should you!

How 'bout? I use my secret weapon, Bryce?

What is that?

It has the power to entice. Now, close your eyes. Focus, the clue is hot and delicious.

You mean me?

Dream on.

And you're just gonna whip it out?

Oh, please, chill out. I know what I'm doing here.

Now, I'm scared. There's no safety protocols!

My darling, Charlotte, don't say I didn't warn you.

I got this!

I sense danger in this room. Doom and gloom!

Are you ready?

I don't want your apartment to be the last thing I see before I die.

And now, the one thing Hunter can't resist.

I pray you're not naked.

Voilá!

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