Morality Lesson Lyrics

Society's collapsing; hanging by a thread

The kids are running wild and chivalry is dead

Let's be better than before

I'll give the tools you need to become one of the Moral Elite

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If you see a potted plant that's drying in the sun

Then giving it some water is Morals 101

And if rushing to its aid makes something fragile break

It's moral to admit your mistake

Feed the birds until they can't fly

While keeping your neighbor dry

And giving an autographed photo to ravenous fans

Pick up somebody else's litter

Clean a dumpster until it glitters

You have to treat things morally every time you can

It feels so good when your morals are praised

So listen to the voice you're hearing deep inside

When times are tough and you've lost your way

Just remember that virtue is always repaid

If you keep all your morals high

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What's this money doing here, in a fountain running dry

I guess I'll give it all to a waiter standing by

Wow he's looking really bored, let's "liven up" his day

In a "morally acceptable" way

Open somebody else's letters

Help a friend keep time better

Throw a party and bring along every person you know

See a bomb? Time to be a hero

Just for fun divide by zero

Morality is possible everywhere you go

But sometimes you'll struggle

People will hate you for spreading the truth

But they're all morons, don't listen to them

Only you can decide what is right

It feels so good when your morals are praised

So listen to the voice you're hearing deep inside

When times are tough and you've lost your way

Be sure to consider only your personal happiness when making decisions

It feels so good when you're morally gray

So listen to the voice you're hearing deep inside

When times are tough and you've lost your way

Remember the wisdom I've taught you today

Be sure to keep your morals high

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