DUMP HIM! Lyrics

What if we do a little guitar thats like

Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh

(All my friends are telling me to)

Short brown hair and stupid tattoos

He told me he was a skater

When I asked him for a pic to prove

It turned out to just be a razor (yes a razor scooter)

They told me he was bad bad news

But his poison added some flavor

I guess I seemed to like the view

Of the red flags waving like banisters

All my friends are telling me to dump him! (dump him!)

Asking me the reasons that I love him (literally why?)

Telling me to dump him cuz he don't buy me flowers

Gave him all my time but he can't give me no hours

If he ain't got time for me better have time for another

I think it's time to dump him, clear my phone of his number

I can't decide if I should dump him!

But all my friends are telling me to dump him!

So like... maybe I should dump him!

Manipulative, a cheater too

I should've known it was trouble

Destroying everything in front of his path

I got stuck underneath the rubble

Telling her he loves her while I'm asleep in bed

Didn't realize this was a throuple

Honeymoon phase until we were through

It's so easy to fall for the devil

All my friends are telling me to dump him! (dump him!)

They'd understand why I stayed if they fucked him (Girl, I get it)

Telling me to dump him cuz he don't buy me flowers

Gave him all my time but he can't give me no hours

If he ain't got time for me better have time for another

I think it's time to dump him, clear my phone of his number

The music is gonna cut, Tailor's gonna be complaining about her man

Like, whatever he's doing to make her feel hurt

And he just has other bitches, like oh, fuck this

And we're like oh you really need to dump him

And she's just like, I can't man, like I don't know, like, I don't know how to do it

And we're just like you need to dump him!

All my friends are telling me to leave his ass

But why's it so hard to leave his ass

Maybe I should dump him

Maybe I should

Maybe (my friends)

Dude, just leave him already

Telling me to dump him cuz he don't buy me flowers

Gave him all my time but he can't give me no hours

If he ain't got time for me better have time for another

I think it's time to dump him, clear my phone of his number