Imaginary Larry and Imaginary Harry Lyrics

Imaginary Larry and Imaginary Harry

Had a nonexistent friend called Imaginary Berry and

Imaginary Berry and Imaginary Terry had a nonexistent son

Imaginary Glen met a friend named Imaginary Brenda then

Imaginary Glen became Imaginary Glenda

Imaginary Berry got very very scary at Imaginary Terry and

Glenda moved away

And then Glenda got with Brenda and

The two of them moved into an hacienda

Imaginary Terry and Imaginary Berry

Had a threesome with Imaginary Larry then

Imaginary Berry and Imaginary Larry

Ran away together and bought themselves a dairy

Imaginary Terry moved to the prairie

Started drinking sherry

In the city sitting on the subcommittee

An agenda made by Glenda who is now engaged to Brenda

They sold the hacienda for a cabin in the woods

They're moving to the woods

FIVE YEARS AFTER THAT

Lonely Berry still getting over Larry

Calls Glenda on the phone as a sort of hail mary

The news was varied: Brenda has miscarried

But he never found out

She did not pick up