Birds Aren't Real Lyrics

(Bird, yeah)

Birds aren't real

There made out of steel

Carbon fiber, they eat my meal

They made a deal with the President

And now we're all in danger

Birds don't breathe

They smell like Febreze

Eyes in the sky

They sees my Tesla

If it flys it spies

Birds can fly but they can't die

Unless you call my guy

He's got a shotgun

Now I must warn the American people

Conspiracists Have been saying

Birds Aren't Real

Now let me give you the real deal

Birds are real!

I told you there real!

Them aliens are here

To take over the world

I saw a bird on a Powerline

(Charging)

Government uses them

To look out for aliens

(Aliens)

Birds aren't real

(Bird town)

Yeah!

Birds charge

Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?

Birds don't make decisions

Birds have camera vision

Yeah I've had this suspicion

(Bird vision)

If I have to be honest

(For real)

Birds aren't real

How'd you know?

I just know

In my heart

Let's walk through Bird town

What ever weather

Cold, or warm

Through the storm

Bird town

(Fake)

Birds Aren't Real

Bird town

Made out of steel

Fried chicken

(Birds aren't real)