The Harmony of Booze Lyrics

Oh, sweet golden beauty, so foamy and bright

Fill me with the strength of ten men every night

The life of the party, the bringer of highs

Beer is the one that satisfies

Shandies for shanties and stouts for blackouts

Ales for the tales and lager for the shouts

Hops 'til I drop, beer is ever the giver

I'll be happy while screwing my liver

This poison of mine is a wonderful gem

Floating in serene swirls atop its fine stem

A fireside joy, so clean and light

Glowing ochre or pink or red in the night

White with chicken, or red with steak?

Rosé with shrimp? What a taxing choice to make

For each savory selection of delectable dinners

Wine is clearly the winner

Ha, good one!

Efficient enjoyment, my friends – that's the real name of the game

And whiskey puts all the rest to shame

Where's my proof you may ask, well it's right here on the label

Mine's highest, so I win – I'll drink you under the table

Bourbon for burning the midnight oil

Peated for those who like smoke and soil

Rye for those who like it dark and bitter

Whiskey's the clear amber hitter

STOP!

Gentlemen, while we take up arms for our own tribes

Not a single drop is being imbibed

This need not end in dissolution

I have the perfect liquid solution

There's wine for a pensive night done right

And beer when we need the strength to fight

Whiskey to carry us out to sea

Three drinks raised high in harmony