Red Handed ft. Nate Nics & Rob the 508 God Lyrics
- Genre:Holiday
- Year of Release:2023
Lyrics
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
No bullshit, shout out my nigga santa claus though, no bullshit
I kinda fuck with him, underrated,
underrated criminal activity
Don't sleep on him
Yeah, yeah
Look
Weather getting brick it's like some Legos for the sinners
Merry be the nigga getting gifts up in the winter
With my fist up to window, saying Santa been a criminal
Breaking into shit he need like 25 minimum
He been in the pole up north like all year
Till December 24th now he's traveling on deer
Putting jet planes to shame like fuck Bombardier
Quicker than these facts'll leave you in awe yeah
Peep Santa with the government, been since Nixon
Santa been a freak that's why he named his deer Vixen
Santa ain't a nigga he calling it white Christmas
And Santa slick hitting parlays not wishlists
You ever seen Santa out of the mall?
Well that's the decoy the real Santa roaming your lawn
And scoping the jawn the kids really playing the pawn
He's leaving at dawn but still dropped some coal in your palm
You see he quiet up until the strike
You never see him but remember what the feeling like
Gifts wrapped overnight
Don't put up a fight that shit don't play well nigga
Moving sluggish but thats trauma from the sleigh bells nigga
Now he gone without a trace and you got no one to blame
Doomed to play the victim in his acrimonious game
You try and see it different but you know it's always the same
Good ol' Saint Nics spit and turned the story to flames
Oh, that's crazy
I work for the government now?
Nah, i gotta let em stop playing with my name like that
Like last minute gifts
I'm always getting a bad wrap
Fuck it though
Saint Nick bout to turn into Mad Max
It's all fun and games
Until I decide to crash at
Your crib while you sleeping
And Santa gon get the last laugh
Bout time I said it
The narratives, bout to dead it
I'm tired of giving gifts
And your parents taking the credit
They barely got enough money
Sitting inside the debit
For that PS5 I got you
Last year, but let's forget it
You know what?
Matter fact, I know just what to do
Ima take my guys Vix, Comet
And even Ru
We gon take a little trip
And we gon pull up on your roof
it's going up Christmas night
And I ain't even leaving any proof
That's the truth
But yall still spreading the lies
Make your kid sit
On a stranger in disguise
Bring em to the mall
And tell them to smile wide
Meantime the fake Claus
Feeling up on they thigh
No time to dwell
It's a long ass flight
Just hold on tight
A billion homes, all one night
Was all year hyped
Got a list for people I don't like
You fucked up
Now I got you in my red nose sight
Hold on, hold on, hold on,
I think it's right here
Okay, rudolph, let's land down right here
Aw yeah, we gon' get this motherfucker now
Oh shit, they don't even got a chimney?
What the fuck?
Aight, we gotta go thru the window or something, i don't know
Ok I'm in, but I only
Got like fo' minutes
See the stocking with your name
And put some coal in it
See your picture in a frame
And poke a hole in it
Gotta be quick, if I'm caught
Nigga, I'm so finished
Yeah so moving on
Make my way upstairs
Without tripping alarms
Notice that I'm sweating
I gotta just keep my calm
Open up the door
And sneak in bed with your mom
Yeah, she on my naughty list
She on my naughty list
Hey kid, don't be mad
Cause this year for Christmas
You finally gon' get a dad