drunk at prom Lyrics

Black Vodka on me, that's the first time I've had booze

Prom in two hours, 15 though, it's taboo

Fuck taboo, this shit illegal

But I'm feeling fly like an eagle

White prom vest, I'm investing in the process

White problems, late to the pre-prom 'fest

Quite a process but I do get to the spot, yes

Blackberry vodka bottles

There's two and only 8 people on set

But half of them ain't tryna drink so we split by the four

Drink like half a bottle

(have you ever drunk before?)

No

Oh

Shit, we gotta go

Late to the party, feet stepping on the floor

And the brain kinda foggy, knees getting kinda warm

Waves in the body, I'm big-stepping on the shore

Then we get to the door, was there more to the verse?

Shit, I'm drunk (drunk)

Eyes faded

This feeling kinda underrated, woah

Yeah, I'm drunk (sheesh)

Yeah, I'm drunk (oh shit)

Oh,shit, Michael Jordan I'mma

I'mma

I'mma dunk on this party jumping on my friend's back, yeehaw

Then I open up a little like a peacock

You important to me, I go tell him with the weak spot

Try to fake appearances but the adults still shocked (oh my God)

Take the photos (click, click)

It's a disaster

Lips blacker than my black slacks, yeah

Heart beating faster than the nascar

Gotta move it like it's Madagascar

I'm taking selfies with people that I don't know (don't know)

A few strangers fuming like a tractor

My ex's best friend seeming low-low

Kinda feeling, I wanna go attract her

But that's a no-no

My homie back with her, so I don't go

We just say hi, boy I'm laughing too much

And someone touched someone else's abs, I don't remember who

Maybe it was her, maybe me, maybe you

Then the gang all grouping up on in the bathroom

Wait a minute wtf there's two genders here

Wait, am I in the wrong one or the right one or the wrong one or the boys or...)

I step out and I see another homie

He said drink some water and go pee for like an hour straight

He took care of me, he was the only one

Without him I'd have vomited for sure, woah

Then we dancing on the dance floor

Okay now I feel my legs sore

None of that romantic cliché music

Not gon' lie, I was kinda scared about it but excited for

I don't even love anyone, but it's a moment

That you kinda treasure, it was stolen

Modern ass music, no emotions

I go out in the open and get some air

Cuz I'm drunk

Eyes faded

This feeling kinda overrated

Oh, fuck

I'm drunk

Oh shit, Michael Jordan I'mma-- (what did you do?)

uh... (what did you do?)

What the fuck?

A-- aye!

What the fuck did you do? Tell me!

Aye, woah, woah, relax. What did I do?

You kissed her!

Who? Oh fuck, who did I kiss dude?

You know who

Why would you do that?

How do you know?

That's your homie's girlfriend

They-- They broke up, I thought they weren't gonna get--

You shouldn't do that

I thought they weren't gonna get back together, I'm sorry, okay?

I'm so mad at you

I'm so mad at you

What do you have to do with this?

I'm controlling myself to not punch you right now, I'm gonna--

Okay... why?

I'm gonna

You don't even

You see that box? That electric box? I'm gonna punch it...

Uh...

So I don't punch you!

What? Wait, what? Wha-- dude, I-- I think you're better off punching me

I mean, I'd rather you didn't but, I mean...

Ah. Shut up!

Compared to the box, you-- you'll

Hey,

H-- Hi

Hey

Let me talk to him

Okay, okay

So, she told you?

Yes, she told me

How could you?

I'm sorry

Why did you kiss her?

You guys had broken up, she said it was for good and she'd been--

I don't care! We're friends! You shouldn't have kissed her!

(Punch him in the face!)

Uh, wtf…

There's no excuse. I was wrong and I'm sorry

Good. You should be. I won't punch you, by the way. I'm above that

Thank you

Wait, so... You guys broke up?

No

Wait a minute, all this drama for me, what, you forgave her?

Yes, I forgave her

uh, you know-- She kissed me first, you know that, right?

She apologized and said she wouldn't do it again

Oh, okay… well, I hope it works out for you two

And I hope I didn't ruin anything

You didn't. But we can't be friends anymore

Yeah, That I figured. I'm sorry

Goodbye

Psh, ridiculous