Pharos Curse ft. Lil Chestnut & nomad. Lyrics

Lil Drippy Balls

Unk popped an opp, she looked like Taylor Swift

I had to pop Scott, he looked like 50 Cent

I stole a microwave from a man named Trent

I stole 500 honey buns with malicious intent

I microwaved them all for 10 billion years

The homeless man produced 10 billion tears

I hopped in my truck and I ran over a wiener dog

Then I hopped in my kitchen and I ate a hot dog

I punched Scott cause he looked like Chad Ochocinco

Then I hit him in the face with a Senko

I ran up on a grandma named Patricia

Then I hit her with a microwave

I just finessed Josh Giddy and gave him the Pharaoh's curse

Just found a really short guy riding a micro-horse

I just scammed a clown for his clown buggy

Then I just shot a guy that was riding a doohickey

Three years ago, I shot up a Jack O'Lantern

I had a funeral for someone named Philip Shoebuckle

He wasn't even dead

He was just mad I have a lot of bread

I was so broke I couldn't even buy a Krabby Patty

I blew up eight opps located in Cincinnati

My main ops license plate is KB7833

I ran up on an opp that was taking a pee-pee

I'm in Egypt, they call me a pharaoh

I tried to pop an opp but he was Galileo

Call me Baylen, I'm the king of the youth

Check my batting average, I play with Babe Ruth

I just clobbered John Cena with a carrot

I keep a west snapper on me like I wear it

I attacked Lil Mamba with a toaster

I was sipping juice, I don't need no coaster

Dexter tried to bite my butt

I got mad, so I shot him up

I just pulled a prank, it was real auspicious

I captured a rabbit, it was too vicious

I just hit a jit with that deuce deuce

But he got lucky with that loose goose

My doctor contracted the Pharaoh's curse

So I slapped him in the face with a purse

I lobbed a pumpkin at a landmine

It didn't blow up and I had to pay a fine

I ran up on Scott, hit him with a nine

Too much shooting like we're on the front lines

People say I'm clowning, I don't got no joke

I just got attacked by a crazy bloke

I just got pooped on by a parrot

I thought I had a dog, but it was a ferret

I just slapped a bloke with a johnson

I just ran up on Scott Creasy with that Thompson

I was touching some grass, got that ground beef

Yeah, they all love me like I'm Chief Keef