Season's Greeting Lyrics

I dressed up in a costume

Worked my trick-or-treating shift

I yelled at football on TV

Checked turkey off my list

I bundled up in hat and shawl

I instagrammed the leaves in fall

Fought other shoppers in the mall

And I was patient through it all

I saw the calendar today

It says November's gone away

It's December, it's officially

The last month of the year

It's socially acceptable for me

To have some Christmas cheer

There's no one that can stop me

Even Ebenezer Scrooge

Now it's time for Christmas songs

So no complaints from you

It's been three hundred forty-one days

Since last we decked the halls

But in my room the twinkling lights stayed

Right up on the wall

I'd like to have them on the house

And never, ever take them down

Cause fairy lights are good year-round

But we don't need to discuss that now

It's December, all the radios are

Playing Christmas tunes

Not just that one AM station

That started back in June

There's nothing that can stop me for

The next twenty-four days

The clock is ticking 'til it's done

And Santa's on his sleigh

Now December, it's officially

The last month of the year

It's socially acceptable for me

To have some Christmas cheer

No jingle bells where you can hear

Eleven months out of the year

Let me make it very clear

Santa's reckoning is here

It's time for Christmas cheer