Jesus and turtles Lyrics

Starting to regret the mushrooms I just ate

Even though at first I was feelin pretty great

I'm thinking I'm in a place I really don't belong

Thought the drugs would help me write a damn good song

The first mistake I made was getting in my car

I was swerving just to miss a turtle

Asking forgiveness from God

I saw Jesus in downtown Fort Worth

I was driving in circles, he said don't hit my turtle

Another bite to keep my buzz, exit fast to lose the fuzz

Yeah I'm trying to get home soon

But I'm high on Mushrooms

Well the next few days passed and I was feeling just fine

Thought I'd roll myself a joint and have a good time

Well I ended up just going down in flames

How the Hell was I to know that stuff was laced

Oh hey

I see Jesus in downtown Fort Worth

I was driving in circles, he said don't hit my turtles

Another puff to keep my buzz, still trying to avoid the fuzz

Gotta go but I don't wanna

I'm still high on marijuana

I could use a hug instead of the drugs and stay out of the bars

Maybe I'll become the best version of me

And stop hitting turtles with my car

I found Jesus in downtown Fort Worth

I was driving in circles, he said don't hit my turtles

Wearing sandles and cut off jeans

He washed all of my sins clean

Forget the bars I'm headed to church

I found Jesus in Fort Worth

He saves people and turtles

In downtown Fort Worth