Plz Mrs Santa Lyrics

Please, Mrs. Santa you're my number one

Without our love God knows what I've done

But if we're exposed it's the end of all the fun

I know for a fact that Santa has a gun

First time that I laid my eyes upon your pretty face

There was no going back I was a totally lost case

Your eyes so green your milky skin and beautiful red hair

A nose so cute and all these lovely freckles everywhere

When you spoke your soft sweet voice sent shivers down my spine

In my mind there was no doubt you were something divine

You live up north in spite of that you're anything but cold

And you are very wellpreserved for a twohundred year old

Please Mrs Santa don't mention a thing

To Mr Santa ´bout our little fling

In getting presents I won't stand a chance

If Mr Santa hears of our romance

For our first date she picked me up in Santa's brand new sleigh

Never thought we'd get away with all the noise we made

Time just flied and it got late and she asked me to stay

Didn't think we'd go this far but we went all the way

Oh now it's time to go

Santa's ho ho ho

Please Mrs. Santa I'm in love with you

There ain't a thing for you I wouldn't do

I swear I always will be true to you

But I'm in love with Christmas presents, too

We have lots of fun I try his Christmas costumes on

There is tons of stuff to do when Santa Claus is gone

Mrs Santa has a thing she really likes to do

But I'm sworn to secrecy so I'm not telling you

Every chance I get as soon as Santa is away

I sneak into Santa's house to play our lovely play

When Santa's coming back, there is an easy way to know

Always before Santa enters he cries ho ho ho

Oh now it's time to go

Santa's ho ho ho

Please Mrs. Santa listen to my plead

To make this official there really is no need

Secrets and sneaking is part of all the thrill

And I will be able to have some presents still

I jump down the rabbit hole and run fast for my life

What would happen if he caught me in bed with his wife

I'm not sure I would be on his good list anymore

Anything but socks for presents oh I'm not so sure

Please Mrs Santa I'll be good to you

Please Mrs Santa no matter what you do

And if you want I'll stick to you like glue

But still I'd like to have some presents too

Please Mrs Santa let's keep this to ourselves

We must watch out for all those nosy elves

I think that Rudolph will stick his shiny nose

Right down our business if he gets too close