DJ Retired Lyrics

It’s time to leave the house

It’s time to get the gear

Someone is getting married

And I’ve got to be there

It’s not like I want to go

Actually I’d rather stay at home

But I’m pretending to be a DJ

So tonight I’ll use the nice comb

You’ve got to play

Those bumpin jams

So set the mood

And shake the air

You know that I don't care

While my smarts about top forty

Are flying through the roof

My pride of all things good

Is grossly misunderstood

They tell me to be loud

They want to shake the room

And as these people dance

Well I’m just glad I’m not the groom

You’ve got to play

Those bumpin jams

So set the mood

And shake the air

You’re breaking bones in my body

Breaking bones in my heart

And you’re making it real hard

To even want to start

You’re breaking bones in my body

Breaking bones in my heart

And you’re making it real hard

To even want to start

They said many things, they said

"DJ, you're my best friend tonight"