I Ain't Got No Money (For Cocaine) Lyrics

When I was a younger buck, I didn't give a flying you-know-what

About how much money I'd have when I got old

Dollars weren't something that I saved

I didn't give a damn about a rainy day

I had a good time reputation to uphold

But now I ain't got no money for cocaine

This diversified portfolio is what now clouds up my brain

And all this damn responsibility is why I complain

Cause I ain't got no money for cocaine

Now I'm not saying that you should go

And blow all your money up your nose

Cause South Park taught us all that drugs were bad

But I'd like to have some options on the table

And have enough money so I could be able

To make any choice I want when there's fun to be had

But now I ain't got no money for cocaine

And these Miller Lights that I'm sipping on they don't hit me quite the same

And the only lines that I'm doing now are at the Starbucks just to pay

And I ain't got no money for cocaine

I ain't got no money for cocaine

There ain't much fun for me to have at this low level of fame

But a record that goes gold might get me right back in the game

I ain't got no money for

Maybe if you buy this song a few times more

I might get some money for cocaine