Pidgin 101 Lyrics

Pidgin 101

They say I'll never make it in the mainland cuz da way I speak

I'm like what's so main about that land to call it that is even a reach

You think I need to be accepted by haoles to be successful?

When da tourist spend their life savings to learn our culture to feel something special

In fact I teach a class and translate our words

So welcome to pidgin 101 open ya ears and learn

You messing up my Braddah

Humbalala palala

The root of all evil is Kala

The root of a plant that we drink is kava

Pregame ritual is haka

No S in the Hawaiian language but we still throw shakas

Higher than your Maka Maka

That's stuck up

Taco lift the truck up

Tako octo pus we gon munch up

All buss cuz he punch drunk

False crack getting punched up

Scrap now we gotta fight

Dummeh not so bright

Haole sometimes is white

But mostly cuz they don't know how fo act right

So no touch the honu

Just rub ya opu

Stay away from batu

And da birds that's aku

Forbidden is kapu

If you no listen

soup soup soup soup soup wassup bu

Raja not a name

I comply what you sayin

No say passion fruit

Or we Lilikoi bang

Delicious ono

Big lip chocho

Crazy lolo

Righteous pono

Weed pakalolo

Rappers popolo

I guess I'm not a rapper

Ima Angry Local

Cheehu da opposite of hoochie

That's who you have sex with, oof'n

Hale is my home

Poke u like bone

Poke tho

Usually raw fish in a bowl

If you grind too much probably get fat

Kanak attack eat til you gotta take nap

Choke means plenty

Futts so deadly

Make a flea jump like ukulele

Molokai bread with the guava jelly

Anything else is rubbah, shitty

Wahine girl, Kane male,

Nowadays tho shmall kine hard fo tell

Gotta shishi restroom no hold 'em in

If you Mahu u can use boto dem

Boto penis

Punani vagina

Local is a Kamaaina

Malama da aina

Take care of the land

Why you think you see Mahalo on trash cans

Do you understand me?

Here's one you'll know

Ohana means family

Keiki is your children

If they act pilau

You gotta give em lickens

Smack da okole

After cps visit

Bumbai da kine

If you don't know da kine

You not that Akamai

Ah c'mon hacome the first thing you like learn

Is another language bad words?

Well guess what? Hawaiian no more any my braddah

But in pidgin we get watchufaka

Sup you faka

How's dat faka

Back in hanabata days

Das my faka

Like dis song dat faka is mean

You is fafa if you voted Josh green

Nah jp not the one from The Green

Jp just playing unless you shop'n at jeeeeans Warehouse

Bebedeez gotta air Em out

No mo Hana hau

Cuz dis faka all pau right now

All done, finished, over kden shoots

Alooooha