Hey Ceasar ft. Logan Pops Lyrics

So I was going on my lunch break

I went off to see my girl

Instead I saw Ceasar

Tossin' salad

He brought croutons

And bacon bits too

He added Ceasar's dressing

And a nice lemon wedge

He's munchin' on her hedge

(Honk)

Like heaven's blessing

She receives Ceasar's dressing

Kick's people's legs out from behind

He's quite afraid of public speaking

Yup

Shit!

Go

Hey Ceasar

Do you really need her yeah

Hey Ceasar

Why can't I make her purr

Hey Ceasar

Why can't I ever please her

Hey Ceasar

Motha'fucka, you a bitch

I'ma take you outside and

Fuck you up real good

When I mess you up with a crowbar

Don't you ever fuck my woman

Our relationship was sturdy

Then Cease came and did me dirty

We had good footing

'Til you ate Ceasar's pudding

Ceasar

You're such an old geezer

You that all your friends

Always call you Ebenezer

Bequeath Ceasar's dressing

My obsession I'm confessing

All my friends are always telling me

It's depressing

I wish you'd Just say sorry

'Cause I'll have to tell Cory

We need a little something

To wrap up the story

Notice me, Senpai

'Cause you know, I love my hentai

(Shit! It's the fuckin' cops! Aw, fuck!)

Hey, I just wanted to say

I really meant that, what I was saying earlier

I really am gonna kick your fuckin' ass

If you ever take my woman again

Fuck you

(Die bitch! It DID end up being a soul tune)