Real Men (Get Pegged!) Lyrics

I've been dreamin' of window steamin' with you

Gonna aim my missile and wet my whistle too

I'm a stud with American blood

And I sure am pleased to tease

But if you don't mind and you're feeling kind

There's just one small thing I need

See, Joe was a boy but he had to avoid the sack

He was green and mean

Compensating for what he lacked

Oh, no

Poor Joe, oh bless his soul

He didn't know how to feel like a man

'Til Jack said, I've got your back

And now Joe, he understands

Real men

Real men

Real men get pegged

Get pegged

I said, real men get pegged

I believe in the Lord above

And the love of the Holy Ghost

Gimme, gimme, gimme

Oh, I love everything that's holy

But there's just one hole I love the most

Baby, bend over

So let us pray, I'm on my knees

And I'll be a friendly host

Let the spirit guide you

Blood inspire you

Mary Mother

Churn my butter

Yeah

Hey

Hey

Hey

Hey

Real men

Real men

Real men get pegged

Get pegged

I said, real men get pegged

Alright, now, one more time

Real men get pegged