Jolly Roger Lyrics

Dancing with one hand, on your knees

Your mum calls you downstairs, for your tea

Fallen behind, by 20 years at least

Taking a break from Call of Duty

Laughing with kids, the sick things you've seen

To stupid to get pain and suffering

Your mouth makes you right, but you have health needs

Kill your old Nan if she disagrees

40 Years old, and nothings happening

Scared to let go of mother's apron strings

Loud in the mouth, heart of a mouse

Retreat from the battle, behind the couch

Feeling the pain of this destructive tumor

Bigger each day, your aggressive humor

I'll get you back, regain my battered honor

Better fear the boys, raise the Jolly Roger

A burst of laughter, fills the showers

Your tiny manhood shriveled like a prawn

A flash of anger, on the mountain

You disguise your bloody uniform

Raise the banner, I have the answer

And everyone else is plainly wrong

Reflective hour, not in my power

It's clear I'm the messenger of God