Right Hand Man Lyrics

I clocked in to quit my job I needed a break so I went to the bar

Goin' shot for shot, it was me against me.

(me against me).

And then she sat down next to me

She said, boy is this seat empty

Well, right was tight but I left with Lucy

Just a few more beers and she'll be a doozy

So I bought her a drink, started feelin' woozy

I hopped in her car and she was givin' me

A reason to go back home and think back

A reason to tell a lie so she'll think That

It was me who ruined our plans

And ever since that day I've been a right-hand man.

I clocked back in at my same damn job

I shook right hands with my brand new boss.

Alone in her office with the birds and bees

And then she sat down next to me

She said, boy is this seat empty

Well, right was tight but I left with Lucy

Just a few more beers and she'll be a doozy

So I bought her a drink, started feelin' woozy

I hopped in her car and she was givin' me

...A reason to go back home and think back

A reason to tell a lie so she'll think That it was me who ruined our plans

And ever since that day I've been a right-hand man

Turnin' left can unscrew things If it's a bottle cap or the mess you made

I always seem to take sand to the beach And wind up home with a magazine

Well, right was tight but I left with Lucy

Just a few more beers and she'll be a doozy

So I bought her a drink, started feelin' woozy I hopped in her car and she was givin' me...

A reason to go back home and think back

A reason to tell a lie so she'll think that it was me who ruined our plans And ever since that day I've

been a right-hand

Mannnn....

Here we go.... looks like its just you and me buddy..

Always remember, it took Noah more than one day to build the ark..

Welp

Time to go feed the chickens..

hahaha..