Help a Friend Lyrics

I've been had, I'll help a friend

Same adjustment, shaving that same old head

I'll leave the light on, I'll help you down

Is it any wonder, we're mopping up tears again

Breakdown, heartache

Sometimes University

I'll make one more attempt to justify

Washed up, run down

Sometimes universally reviled

Revised recompense

Lay down and take off my shoes

I'll be one more review

That makes one more for you

I've been had, I'll help a friend

Same adjustment, shaving that same old head

I've been had, I'll help you down

Is it any wonder, shaving that same old head

The famous owing favors to you

You got them running all over town

Hey thanks for such a favorable view

Let me take you out in Germantown

Hey what's the matter with that?

I only got a little time left before my boss will replace me with a hologram

I got no problem at all

Unless you wanna drive a forklift forever kid

Moving boxes builds character but it just ain't for me

Lay down and take off my shoes

I'll leave one bad review

That makes one more for you

I've been had, I'll help a friend

Same adjustment, shaving that same old head

You write it down and you mail it out

You lick the stamp, you win again

I've been had, I'll help a friend

Any wonder, we're mopping up tears again