The Toilet Chant Lyrics

How's everybody doing today?

Good!

This is the toilet song

This is the toilet song

Three steps to sing along

Three steps to sing along

Wipe first

Wipe first

Flush next

Flush next

Wash my hands

Wash my hands

With soap

With soap

Everybody sing the toilet song

Wipe

Flush

And wash

With soap

Wipe

Flush

And wash

With soap

Ok, ok, that was pretty great

Let's do it again, shall we?

One, use the toilet paper

One, use the toilet paper

Two, flush, don't do it later

Two, flush, don't do it later

Three, wash my hands with soap

Three, wash my hands with soap

Put them in the air, let's go

Put them in the air, let's go

Wipe

Flush

And wash

With soap

Wipe

Flush

And wash

With soap

Wipe

Flush

And wash

With soap

Wipe

Flush

And wash

With soap

Wipe

Flush

And wash

With soap

Wipe

Flush

And wash

With soap

Wipe

Flush

And wash

With soap

Wipe

Flush

And wash

With soap

Yeah!