Rupert! Lyrics

If I weren't a better man

I swear that I'd let you destroy me

I'm troubled

Can't sit this close to you, idly

Need to kiss those pretty hands

Ugh

I'm troubled

I'm, I'm, I'm

So sick dude

Must feel so good

To be you right now

Why won't you leave me alone

If I weren't a better man

I swear that I'd just let you use me

I'm troubled

You devil, here, take my soul

Finally, tell me where I should put these hands

Ugh

I want it

I, I, I

So sick dude

Must feel so good

To be you right now

At what point is it a sprain

The floor hangs over my head

Can somebody please cue the laugh track

Rupert, Rupert, Rupert

Rupert, get back here Rupert