Wearer of the Helm (Metal of the Helm Remaster) Lyrics

Creatures of darkness retreat at his name

Forth comes a hero full figured in frame

Clad in the tightest and whitest of drawers

His destiny is protection of yours

No other is suited for the quest

To face the monsters of otherworldly realms

He is pre-destined for the helm

He is the man

He is the myth

He is the legend you don't know

He is the masked Valhalladrim

The wearer of the helm

And with resentment seeded deep

His power leads him through the fray

To crush the feeble balls of evil

The wearer of the helm

Brought into his heroism by unique ability

Communication with an ancient speaking piece of armor

With the guidance of this relic he will ravage any nemesis

And bring the vilest forces of this land into submission

As his steel shines in the light

Slices through night

With untrained amateur technique

Fueled by courage and love

Burritos, pizza

By luck the whole world he's protecting

No other is suited for the quest

To face the monsters of otherworldly realms

He is pre-destined for the helm

He is the man

He is the myth

He is the legend you don't know

He is the masked Valhalladrim

The wearer of the helm

And with resentment seeded deep

His power leads him through the fray

To crush the feeble balls of evil

The wearer of the helm

Demons, ogres, paranormal entities and creatures

Dragons, skeletons, deplorably unpleasant spirits, fall

He will maim and slay and raise the blade to evil

Conquering the darkness and the takeout as a hero to us all

No other is suited for the quest

To face the monsters of otherworldly realms

He is pre-destined for the helm

The helm

The helm

The helm

He is pre-destined for the helm

He is the man

He is the myth

He is the legend you don't know

He is the masked Valhalladrim

The wearer of the helm

And with resentment seeded deep

His power leads him through the fray

To crush the feeble balls of evil

The wearer of the helm