Dollar General Store Lyrics

I've got the muscles, ladies love me. I've got a big willy, what more could they want

And I've got, yeah, I've got guts, that's why I'm, that's why I'm Gangsta. Yo, swag

One time, two time, three time, four Oh shit, I gotta go to the dollar store

Get some Gatorade, oh no, I need more

What's that, I see a dirty lookin' whore

One time, two time, three time, four Oh shit, I gotta go to the dollar store

Get some Gatorade, oh no, I need more

What's that, I see a dirty lookin' whore

No, no, no, no

No, no, no, no

No, no, no, no

Hey, go to the cashier and count my ones

For some reason my bank saying I got insufficient funds

So now I got a gun in the store and the cashier's held hostage

Don't know how we got here

I just wanted to buy some brisket and smoke sausage, damn

One time, two time, three time, four Oh shit, I gotta go to the dollar store

Get some Gatorade, oh no, I need more

What's that, I see a dirty lookin' whore

I need a smoking break

Tired of all these fucking idiots

I wish everybody could be country, and roll on their horses all day

Oh, I wear a belt, I wear a hat. I wear a belt, I wear a hat, I don't fap

I got a wife and a tractor, and that's all I need

And that's all I need

I'm a tough guy, I don't beat, ugh

One time, two time, three time, four Exit outside of the dollar general store

I see a black guy sitting outside, of course

Shoot him, and he dropped dead to the fucking floor