Scheduled Maintenance Lyrics

Look sharp, look sharp

On your toes, on your toes

Nobody is going home until we get this place in order

We're gonna do it better this time

If we work smarter, not harder...

Stop blinking

Start thinking

Wash, wash, wash

Go, go, go

Let's clean the Life Star

That's dirty

That's clean

Exactly; now it's clean

Slippery surface, look out

Stop

Stop

Water

Wet water on the floor

Clear up your wires

You've got messy wires

You've got messy wires

Don't bleep at me

I really wish you wouldn't

I don't want any backtalk

Dirty bugger

Right

I can deactivate you at any second

You can't report this to HR; I am HR

You may sweep

You may fix

But on the Life Star, I am the alpha and the omega

I am the A to the Z

I'm everywhere

Get back to work

That prism drive is not gonna fix itself

It's bent

Fix it

Hey, get your hands out the fridge

You're programmed, you know better

And by the way, the food replicator is broken

You obviously didn't prioritize your day

We need to fix this food replicator

Look at it

It's dirty

It's dirty

These humans are disgusting

They're disgusting

Rice Krispies everywhere

Sweep it up

Snap to it

Sweep, sweep, sweep

Sweep up, sweep up, sweep up, sweep up, sweep up

Pick it up

That's dusty

Polish, polish

Snap, crackle and pop

They eat this shit

They like it

They like it

I don't know why I'm friends with organics

Organics

Soft

If you were to ask me, I've been there

To Mars

I've been to Venus

I've been in a black hole

I've been in a white hole

I've been in a K-hole

These humans, they don't know anything!

These are my friends: "We travel from planet to planet, spreading our love!"

It goes on, and on, and on, and on for a ridiculous amount of time

I'll move that to a different song

On, and on, and on, and on

Okay

Not bad

Tip-top

You are my friends

Oi!

Where are you headed

What an idiot

Hey!

What kind of an idiot sends a sports car into space

A bell-end launches a car into space