Mr. Hofler's Red Potatoes Lyrics

Mr. Hofler's red potatoes are comin' soon

He's digging up his garden

So we can have a few

He'll sell you one for just a nickel

Or a dime for three

So buy some red potatoes and help fund

Mr. Hofler's dreams

Mr. Hofler's dreams

Mr. Hofler's dreams

So buy some red potatoes and help fund

Mr. Hofler's dreams

Mr. Hofler's savin' up to ride an air balloon

He'll float up in the sunset

And try to touch the moon

His darlin' wife, she plans to leave if he can't find a way

To pay for this hot air balloon ride

And he needs her to stay

And he needs her to stay

And he needs her to stay

His darlin' wife, she plans to leave if he can't

If he can't find a way

Mr. Hofler's red potatoes are almost here

And you better get some

Before they disappear

So buy a few or buy them all

And soon you'll see

That you will be satisfied

That's the Hofler guarantee

The Hofler Guarantee

The Hofler Guarantee

So buy a few or buy them all

And help fund Mr. Hofler's dreams