Purple Unicorns Lyrics

For the purple unicorn,

Will kill you with it's horn.

He will penetrate your skull

And leave you vulnerable.

For purple unicorn,

Likes to murder with scorn

He will laugh as you die,

I hope you said goodbye!

Destruction,

Devastation,

Desasteration,

Blood,

and the purple unicorn.

In the evil unicorn town,

Everybody makes a frown.

A unicorn ate my bestest bud,

And with him he had some diet blood.

Destruction,

Devastation,

Desasteration,

Blood, and the purple unicorn.

Put put them in a zoo, but you don't have a clue, the purple unicorns, are gonna kill you.

Put them in a zoo, but you don't have a clue, the purple unicorns are gonna burn you.

Put them in a zoo, but you don't have a clue, the purple unicorns are gonna eat you, to the bone.

Medium rare.