Freaky Oldies Lyrics

I've changed all the bedsheets, I've taken a shower

Dinner will be done in, yeah, like half an hour

We'll leave the washing up till after

Hell, I might even do it tomorrow

Freaky oldies, freaky like a late twenties dinner party

We're kissing in the film and we even missed the ending

We're getting freaky, whip me, whip me

In bed with the lights off, we're keeping our socks on

Energy crisis, means freezing tosies

Let's watch a home improvement show first

Hopefully we can keep our eyes open

Freaky oldies, freaky like sushi instead of a curry

We're passing the cola round like we're sat in a noughties rap song

We're getting freaky, whip me, whip me

Whip me, whip me

Whip me, whip me

Whip me, whip me

Whip me, whip me

Spread the cream all over, but watch out for the sofa

Just throw all your clothes on the floor

Or maybe just hang them on the door

At least once a week we're about to get crazy

Maybe not definitely, definitely maybe

I'm thinking Tuesday, does that work with childcare

What the hell, let's do it now in the kitchen

But maybe let's give the worktop a quick clean

I don't need a shower, but maybe you'd be better

Ooh, oh

Ah, ah ah ahh

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Freaky oldies, oh yeah, oldies

Freaky oldies, freaky like music until gone eleven

We're turning the volume up and thinking of talking dirty

We're getting freaky, whip me, whip me

Freaky oldies, freaky like sunglasses in rainy weather

We're watching the porno now or, at least just one of us is

We're getting freaky, whip me, whip me

Whip me, whip me

Whip me, whip me

Whip me, whip me

Whip me, whip me