CUMBLEWEEDS Lyrics

Aruba, Jamaica

A gunshot to the face and

A tub full of termites, and a cunt full of laser

The sheriff, the bad boy, corrupted and a playboy

His handcuffs, they're fluffy, round 'em up scruffy

A man has come around in time

Just as things looked peaceful again in the quiet town

Looking to start trouble

Twelve:zero one PM today, an outlaw was seen dragging some poor bastard from Behind his horse

What he wants? no one knows

What he needs? a good hard smack! and to be thrown in the clink

Dream up a killer
 and put him on a thriller

Jujitsu, the cowboy

Riding on a pink toy

The role reversal

The problematic schoolgirl

The urges, the winger

The Mr. Redd gunslinger

I'm the baddest man in the land!

And I'm going to shoot you dead

If it's the last thing I ever do, oh man, I'm gonna get what I want! Yeehaw!

Hah!

And the Cumbleweeds roll

And the sheriff he strolls

No one knows

Hah!

And the Cumbleweeds roll

And the pantaloons fall

GIDDYUP HO

A peasant, a scholar

A shiny silver dollar

An outlaw, is coming

He's out for skin and money

It's urgent, he kills

The town erupts in chills

He's taken a hostage

A man of rope and bondage

Authorities now can confirm that the man wanted today is called Swampy

Some say he's half-man and half-swamp, that percentage at this time is unknown

You are the scum!

And the Cumbleweeds slow

And the tension it grows, hearts start to woe

It seems no one knows

How he can fall, no one knows

While the sheriff he plans

The outlaw has them in

He has them in

In the midst of the bout

He sneaks his way out

The outlaw is out