EFF THE ARMY Lyrics

This song ain't about Thrombus This song about a boy named Ivan if I'm bein honest, This shit about the shit he went through just to channel Thrombus

Joined the army, didn't know what he was signin on with

Didn't know that he was gonna have to break a promise Didn't know about the panic attacks, constant

Started to believe the only outcome was if Ivan lost it

I'm shocked he didn't put a gun inside his mouth and block-it

His life became like a gazelle just tryna not get eaten

His mental state was like a bag of cats, he felt defeated

Cause every chance they got they left the batteries depleted

I might as well admit it now doh, cause Ivan's me den

Inherently the trust inside of me, it hobbled me

Didn't know my Mormon upbringing had stumbled me

I thought it humbled me, I thought it humbled me

But really it just gave those motherfuckers power over me

Fuck the army, let that sink in Does that trigger you? cause fuck the troops I never mentioned

The institution of the army is a broken system

I'll burn that motherfucker to the ground if I ever get it

I can't believe I ever thought my service didn't really matter

That I just wasted someone's time and taxes up the ladder

First Sergeant Murch, you made me thought I thought I really mattered

You missed your calling, Leigh, you could've been a decent actor

Eric, dude, suck my dick, I hope you choke on it

A little birdie told me quite a bit of fucked up shit

Rooster ain't like cock, he crowed a little differently, he said

Hear'ed in Iraq or something, Eric Cogburn

I can't say it cause for sure it's illegal

He's the type of guy to retribute against my people

I shit in his mouth like a scat fetishist

Swim in' hell, fucker, I hope they roast you on a spit

Hear'ed in Iraq or something, Eric Cogburn bitch

Heared in Iraq or something, Eric Cogburn bitch

Hear'ed in Iraq or something, Eric Cogburn bitch

Swim in' hell, fucker, I hope they roast you on a spit

You fuckin' bitch

Duffner, you're legally a moron that's it, Sergeant Strong, you called me fat

Okay, hippo-potacrite , You ruined it, my body image for a bit

I got it back, you lazy fuckin' piece of shit

Go fuck a tree, you splinter dick

Tiny dick

Captain Kim, you fuckin' airhead, you're only there to climb the ladder

You ignored abuse, enabler didn't think that that shit mattered

I'd pray to God next time you're out there in the shit

Don't close your eyes, you might get head like Charlie Hebdo

And that's it