Ode to John Lyrics

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed

Sometimes I can be slow in the head

And I'm not very good in bed

But that's alright

I drink my water with lead

My kids, they ain't well fed

My future's filled with dread

But that's alright

My wife and I, we're no longer wed

But at least I'm not John Lennon

Cause John Lennon's fucking dead

I never learned to drive

I'm breaking out in hives

Every night I cry

But that's alright

Can't see out my left eye

My career is taking a dive

Can't find a job, but god knows I've tried

And that's alright

I killed a man in 1985

But at least I'm not John Lennon

Cause John Lennon's not alive

Take it away kids

My dad was not around

My mom was never found

My brother's in the pound

But that's alright

My wife broke all our vows

My hopes and dreams are drowned

My pants have just been browned

But that's alright (c'mon brown pants boy)

Truth be told, I'm feeling pretty down

But at least I'm not John Lennon

Cause John Lennon's in the ground