I Can't Dance Lyrics

I can't dance

Couldn't shake my ass to save my life

I don't know how to move my body just right

Why are you lookin' at me like that

I can't dance

I can't dance

We're alright

It's a new high

We're on cloud nine

I won't lie

I've got a dark secret

Hope she don't see it

Oh lover I've got something to say

Didn't want you to find out any other way

I hope you don't leave me now

Now that you know the truth

Sooner or later

You would've seen the proof

I can't dance

Couldn't shake my ass to save my life

I don't know how to move my body just right

Why are you lookin' at me like that

I can't dance

I can't dance

I couldn't pirouette to save my life

I cannot disco, twirl, or prance real bright

I only frolic like a maniac

I only frolic like a maniac

A broken-winged cave bat

Havin' a heart attack

Oh lover could you say something

Ever since you found out you've really said nothing

I hope you don't leave me now

Now that you know the truth

Sooner or later you would've seen the proof

I can't dance

Couldn't shake my ass to save my life

I don't know how to move my body just right

Why are you lookin' at me like that

I can't dance

I can't dance

I couldn't pirouette to save my life

I cannot disco, twirl, or prance real bright

I only frolic like a maniac

I only frolic like a maniac

Quarterback

Maniac

Dodging the D

Don't get sacked

I make music 'cause I can't dance

I play the guitar but I can't dance

I write music so you'll wanna dance

I write music because

I can't dance

Couldn't shake my ass to save my life

I don't know how to move my body just right

Why are you lookin' at me like that

I can't dance

I can't dance

There's something comin' over me, yeah

There's something comin' over me, now

There's something comin' over me